Pure Evil Prank of the Day: Redditor Halveraptor calls this one “How to piss off your intelligent significant other without even trying.”
In related news, being able to use English properly means you’re “intelligent.”
[reddit.]
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
(via katykelley)
can we bring this back? very clueless-meets-wednesday adams-ish. Urban Outfitters would be all over that shit!
(Source: erreurdesuicide, via deadgirls)